I don't think I need to tell you who I am, but in case you've been living under a rock for your whole life I'm Darren Gantz. Yes, the Darren Gantz. It's okay to swoon.

Yeah, Jay Leno's mom has heard of me.

 
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Tell me I’m sexy.

No.



  1. thedarrengantz reblogged this from jackson-holmes and added:
    Just be nice. Or somewhat nice. She’s not making you watch out for me because she’s worried I’ll be lonely. It’s not...
  2. jackson-holmes reblogged this from thedarrengantz and added:
    Asshole? No, I was going to go for the more douchebag approach. She’s going to be gone for like two weeks man, she just...