I don't think I need to tell you who I am, but in case you've been living under a rock for your whole life I'm Darren Gantz. Yes, the Darren Gantz. It's okay to swoon.

Yeah, Jay Leno's mom has heard of me.


Tell me I’m sexy.


  1. thedarrengantz reblogged this from jackson-holmes and added:
    Just be nice. Or somewhat nice. She’s not making you watch out for me because she’s worried I’ll be lonely. It’s not...
  2. jackson-holmes reblogged this from thedarrengantz and added:
    Asshole? No, I was going to go for the more douchebag approach. She’s going to be gone for like two weeks man, she just...